{"product_id":"engraved-swear-word-pencils","title":"Engraved Swear Word Pencils – Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome days call for a #2 pencil. Other days call for this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny engraved pencil set includes six white pencils featuring six different swear-filled sayings for the days when ordinary stationery just isn’t going to cut it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach pencil is precision laser engraved so the wording won’t fade, rub off, or peel away. Choose your pencil color, packaging, and engraving direction to make the set just right for you — or for someone whose sense of humor is every bit as questionable as yours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE 6 SAYINGS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• FUCKITY FUCK FUCK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• FUCK THIS SHIT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• ZERO FUCKS GIVEN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• FRESH OUT OF FUCKS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCHOOSE YOUR PENCIL COLOR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePick from our available solid pencil colors to make the set fit the personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCHOOSE YOUR PACKAGING\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSelect our simple clear bag packaging or upgrade to a kraft gift box for a ready-to-give presentation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRIGHT- OR LEFT-HANDED ENGRAVING\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose the engraving direction so the sayings face the right way while you write. If no direction is selected, we’ll engrave them for a right-handed writer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLASER ENGRAVED TO LAST\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese aren't printed stickers or vinyl lettering. The words are permanently laser engraved directly into the pencil for a clean, durable finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA FUN GIFT FOR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Coworkers and office friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Teachers with a very particular sense of humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Best friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Sisters and brothers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Secret Santa and white elephant exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Stocking stuffers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Birthdays\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Someone having a really, really bad week\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Yourself — because sometimes you need the right pencil for the occasion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade by Simply Pencils and typically shipped quickly from our small Wisconsin shop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This set contains explicit adult language exactly as shown in the product photos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simply Pencils","offers":[{"title":"Clear Bag","offer_id":44457142648910,"sku":null,"price":8.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gift Box","offer_id":44457142714446,"sku":null,"price":10.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/8788\/4878\/files\/ENGRAVEDSWEARWORDPENCIL6PACK01-HERO.png?v=1791188628","url":"https:\/\/simplypencils.com\/products\/engraved-swear-word-pencils","provider":"Simply Pencils","version":"1.0","type":"link"}