{"product_id":"funny-elementary-teacher-pencil-gift-set","title":"Funny Elementary Teacher Pencil Gift Set | 13 Engraved Teacher Pencils","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Elementary Teacher Pencil Gift Set\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little classroom humor for the teacher who knows that small humans come with big feelings, pencils mysteriously disappear, and glue sticks are basically classroom currency.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis gift-ready set includes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e13 laser-engraved #2 pencils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, each featuring a different elementary-school classroom saying made for teachers who spend their days teaching, encouraging, redirecting, repeating directions, and somehow keeping it all moving.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE 13 CLASSROOM QUIPS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSMALL HUMANS. BIG FEELINGS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePENCILS DISAPPEAR HERE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGLUE STICKS ARE CURRENCY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRECESS IS A SUBJECT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI TEACH TINY HUMANS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRAISE YOUR HAND. YES, AGAIN.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eREADING GROUP SURVIVOR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUSE YOUR INSIDE VOICE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDID YOU CHECK YOUR DESK?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWE WALK IN THE HALLWAY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYES, YOU MAY USE THE BATHROOM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’VE HEARD THAT STORY ALREADY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCHOOSE YOUR PENCIL COLOR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose from our available solid pencil colors or featured color mixes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe entire set will be made in the color option you select.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLEFT- OR RIGHT-HANDED ENGRAVING\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose the engraving direction that works best for the person using the pencils.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRight-handed engraving\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is our standard orientation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNeed them made for a left-handed writer? 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