{"product_id":"funny-pickleball-pencil-gift-set","title":"Funny Pickleball Pencil Gift Set | 13 Engraved Pickleball Pencils","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Pickleball Pencil Gift Set\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the player who says “just one more game” and somehow means six.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis set includes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e13 laser-engraved #2 pencils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e featuring funny pickleball sayings made for players who love the game, the competition, and the occasional kitchen violation joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt makes a fun gift for pickleball players, teammates, coaches, league friends, tournament partners, retirees, coworkers, and anyone who would rather be on the court.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e13 engraved #2 wooden pencils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePermanent laser engraving\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoice of available pencil colors and color mixes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRight-handed or left-handed engraving\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGift box included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEngraved and packed in our Wisconsin shop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eINCLUDED SAYINGS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI HAVE A DINKING PROBLEM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJUST ONE MORE GAME\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE KITCHEN IS CLOSED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI CAME. 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