{"product_id":"funny-science-teacher-pencil-gift-set","title":"Funny Science Teacher Pencil Gift Set | 13 Engraved Science Pencils","description":"\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Science Teacher Pencil Gift Set\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA little classroom humor for the teacher who knows that science is really just curiosity with better equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis gift-ready set includes \u003cstrong\u003e13 laser-engraved #2 pencils\u003c\/strong\u003e, each featuring a different science-themed classroom saying made for teachers who live for experiments, lab days, questionable hypotheses, and that one student who definitely did not read the directions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTHE 13 SCIENCE SAYINGS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRUST ME. I’M A SCIENCE TEACHER.\u003cbr\u003e\nCONTROLLED CHAOS IS STILL SCIENCE\u003cbr\u003e\nASK ME ABOUT THE HYPOTHESIS\u003cbr\u003e\nSAFETY GOGGLES FIRST\u003cbr\u003e\nTHIS CLASS HAS GREAT CHEMISTRY\u003cbr\u003e\nVARIABLES HAPPEN\u003cbr\u003e\nLAB COAT. GAME FACE.\u003cbr\u003e\nI’VE GOT A REACTION TO THAT\u003cbr\u003e\nSCIENCE: BECAUSE MAGIC NEEDS EVIDENCE\u003cbr\u003e\nPLEASE DON’T DRINK THE EXPERIMENT\u003cbr\u003e\nTHE PERIODIC TABLE KNOWS\u003cbr\u003e\nI TEACH, THEREFORE I EXPERIMENT\u003cbr\u003e\nSCIENCE IS MY LAB LANGUAGE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCHOOSE YOUR PENCIL COLOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from our available solid pencil colors or featured color mixes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe entire set will be made in the color option you select.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eLEFT- OR RIGHT-HANDED ENGRAVING\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose the engraving direction that works best for the person using the pencils.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRight-handed engraving\u003c\/strong\u003e is our standard orientation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed them made for a left-handed writer? Just select the left-handed option when ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePRECISION LASER ENGRAVED\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pencil is permanently laser engraved — not printed and not vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat means the wording won’t peel, rub off, or wash away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eGIFT READY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour set includes \u003cstrong\u003e13 engraved pencils packaged in a gift box\u003c\/strong\u003e, ready for teacher appreciation, birthdays, back-to-school gifts, holidays, end-of-year gifts, or just because your favorite science teacher deserves something fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScience teachers • Biology teachers • Chemistry teachers • Physics teachers • STEM teachers • Middle school teachers • High school teachers • Teacher appreciation gifts • Coworker gifts • Back-to-school gifts • End-of-year teacher gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMADE TO ORDER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery set is engraved in our Wisconsin workshop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe typically ship quickly, with many orders leaving the next business day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePencil colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and normal manufacturing variation.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simply Pencils","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44491835408462,"sku":null,"price":16.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/8788\/4878\/files\/FunnyScienceTeacher01-HERO.png?v=1790898077","url":"https:\/\/simplypencils.com\/products\/funny-science-teacher-pencil-gift-set","provider":"Simply Pencils","version":"1.0","type":"link"}