Bring a little attitude to grammar with a 13-pencil gift set made for adults who appreciate wordplay, sarcasm, and the occasional F-bomb.
Each pencil features a different commonly confused word or homonym-style phrase paired with a deliberately blunt definition. The result is equal parts useful, ridiculous, and gift-worthy.
This set includes 13 precision laser-engraved pencils, each with its own saying:
YOUR = SHOWS FUCKING POSSESSION
YOU’RE = YOU FUCKING ARE
LOOSE = NOT FUCKING TIGHT
LOSE = TO SUFFER A FUCKING LOSS
WE’RE = WE FUCKING ARE
WERE = PAST FUCKING TENSE OF ARE
WHERE = SPECIFIES A FUCKING LOCATION
THEIR = SHOWS FUCKING POSSESSION
THEY’RE = THEY FUCKING ARE
THERE = SPECIFIES A FUCKING LOCATION
TO = TOWARD A FUCKING PLACE
TOO = ALSO OR A FUCKING EXCESS
TWO = THE FUCKING NUMBER 2
Choose your favorite pencil color or color mix, and select either right-handed or left-handed engraving so the sayings face the correct direction while writing.
Every pencil is laser engraved rather than printed or applied with vinyl, so the lettering won’t rub off, fade, or peel away.
Your set arrives in a gift box, ready to give to a teacher, professor, coworker, grammar nerd, writer, editor, office friend, or anyone whose sense of humor is slightly less than classroom appropriate.
Details
- Set of 13 engraved pencils
- 13 different adult grammar sayings
- Choice of pencil color or featured color mix
- Right- or left-handed engraving available
- Precision laser engraved
- Gift-boxed and ready to give
- Made to order
- Adults only due to language
A smart little grammar lesson with very questionable language.
