Some days call for a #2 pencil. Other days call for this.
This funny engraved pencil set includes six white pencils featuring six different swear-filled sayings for the days when ordinary stationery just isnβt going to cut it.
Each pencil is precision laser engraved so the wording wonβt fade, rub off, or peel away. Choose your pencil color, packaging, and engraving direction to make the set just right for you β or for someone whose sense of humor is every bit as questionable as yours.
THE 6 SAYINGS
β’ FUCKITY FUCK FUCK
β’ FUCK THIS SHIT
β’ DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?
β’ ZERO FUCKS GIVEN
β’ FRESH OUT OF FUCKS
β’ FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK
CHOOSE YOUR PENCIL COLOR
Pick from our available solid pencil colors to make the set fit the personality.
CHOOSE YOUR PACKAGING
Select our simple clear bag packaging or upgrade to a kraft gift box for a ready-to-give presentation.
RIGHT- OR LEFT-HANDED ENGRAVING
Choose the engraving direction so the sayings face the right way while you write. If no direction is selected, weβll engrave them for a right-handed writer.
LASER ENGRAVED TO LAST
These aren't printed stickers or vinyl lettering. The words are permanently laser engraved directly into the pencil for a clean, durable finish.
A FUN GIFT FOR:
β’ Coworkers and office friends
β’ Teachers with a very particular sense of humor
β’ Best friends
β’ Sisters and brothers
β’ Secret Santa and white elephant exchanges
β’ Stocking stuffers
β’ Birthdays
β’ Someone having a really, really bad week
β’ Yourself β because sometimes you need the right pencil for the occasion
Made by Simply Pencils and typically shipped quickly from our small Wisconsin shop.
Please note: This set contains explicit adult language exactly as shown in the product photos.
Really fast shipping, cute packaging & love the concept.
I love these pencils with the words we canβt always say out loud! But want to!
So amazing! The person I gave them to loved them!!
Sometimes you need a pencil that says exactly whatβs on your mind. Love these! Arrived super fast and as described. Happy customer!
These will make great stocking stuffers for co-workers!
I love these pencils. They are good quality, attractive, and I get to choose between Safe For Work gifts for clients and NSFW versions that make me smile while I am working.
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
Exactly what I ordered and super fast turnaround
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
I immediately loved the swear word pencils π€£, and ended up buying 2 sets of those as well as 2 sets of the accountant pencils as a thank you sirsee for my tax folks. My ordered arrived VERY quickly and was packaged as described. Upon inspection I found I was sent a box of geologist pencils instead of the second box of accountant pencils. I emailed right away and they responded very quickly. I had the correct set within 6 days of my original online order. They were very nice, apologetic and quick to make things right. Highly recommend.
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
Hilarious. Loved them!
This is my second time purchasing from this store and the quality of these pencils is AMAZING! They shipped SO quickly and make a great gift!
Perfect gift for my foul-mouthed friend! She loved them!
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
Great experience with seller, fast shipping and the pencils were awesome! Will be a repeat buyer
These pencils are beautiful, nicely engraved, well packaged and they shipped immediately!
Thanks, just what I wanted!
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
Absolutely love these pencils! Thank you for the fast shipping.
Engraved Swear Word Pencils β Funny Adult Pencil Gift Set
Got them for me and then two more sets as gifts. If they werenβt expensive (relatively speaking), I get them for students to remind them that they are important, but not the most important people in my life. So get over it. I love these pencils.
