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Funny ELA Teacher Pencil Gift Set | 13 Engraved English Language Arts Pencils

Funny ELA Teacher Pencil Gift Set | 13 Engraved English Language Arts Pencils

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Funny ELA Teacher Pencil Gift Set

A little literary humor for the teacher who knows that commas matter, directions should actually be read, and “a lot” is definitely two words.

This gift-ready set includes 13 laser-engraved #2 pencils, each featuring a different classroom quip made especially for English Language Arts teachers, reading teachers, writing teachers, and word lovers.

THE 13 CLASSROOM QUIPS

  1. PLOT TWIST: THEY DIDN’T READ IT
  2. COMMAS SAVE LIVES
  3. SHOW YOUR WORK. AND YOUR EVIDENCE.
  4. READ THE DIRECTIONS. YES, AGAIN.
  5. I CAME. I SAW. I ANNOTATED.
  6. THAT’S NOT A SENTENCE
  7. JUST ONE MORE CHAPTER
  8. SPELLCHECK IS NOT A PERSONALITY
  9. THE RUBRIC KNOWS
  10. THESIS FIRST. PANIC LATER.
  11. NO, “A LOT” IS TWO WORDS
  12. FRAGMENTS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS
  13. BOOKS BEFORE SMALL TALK

CHOOSE YOUR PENCIL COLOR

Choose from our available solid pencil colors or featured color mixes.

The entire set will be made in the color option you select.

LEFT- OR RIGHT-HANDED ENGRAVING

Choose the engraving direction that works best for the person using the pencils.

Right-handed engraving is our standard orientation.

Need them made for a left-handed writer? Just select the left-handed option when ordering.

PRECISION LASER ENGRAVED

Each pencil is permanently laser engraved — not printed and not vinyl.

That means the wording won’t peel, rub off, or wash away.

GIFT READY

Your set includes 13 engraved pencils packaged in a gift box, ready for teacher appreciation, birthdays, end-of-year gifts, back-to-school surprises, holidays, or just because your favorite ELA teacher deserves something fun.

PERFECT FOR

English Language Arts teachers • Reading teachers • Writing teachers • Literature teachers • Middle school teachers • High school teachers • Teacher appreciation gifts • Coworker gifts • Back-to-school gifts • End-of-year teacher gifts

MADE TO ORDER

Every set is engraved in our Wisconsin workshop.

We typically ship quickly, with many orders leaving the next business day.

Pencil colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and normal manufacturing variation.