• Funny Elementary Teacher Pencil Gift Set with 13 engraved classroom quips for elementary teachers.
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Funny Elementary Teacher Pencil Gift Set | 13 Engraved Teacher Pencils

Funny Elementary Teacher Pencil Gift Set | 13 Engraved Teacher Pencils

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Funny Elementary Teacher Pencil Gift Set

A little classroom humor for the teacher who knows that small humans come with big feelings, pencils mysteriously disappear, and glue sticks are basically classroom currency.

This gift-ready set includes 13 laser-engraved #2 pencils, each featuring a different elementary-school classroom saying made for teachers who spend their days teaching, encouraging, redirecting, repeating directions, and somehow keeping it all moving.

THE 13 CLASSROOM QUIPS

  1. SMALL HUMANS. BIG FEELINGS.
  2. PENCILS DISAPPEAR HERE
  3. GLUE STICKS ARE CURRENCY
  4. RECESS IS A SUBJECT
  5. I TEACH TINY HUMANS
  6. RAISE YOUR HAND. YES, AGAIN.
  7. READING GROUP SURVIVOR
  8. USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE
  9. DID YOU CHECK YOUR DESK?
  10. WE WALK IN THE HALLWAY
  11. YES, YOU MAY USE THE BATHROOM
  12. KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF
  13. I’VE HEARD THAT STORY ALREADY

CHOOSE YOUR PENCIL COLOR

Choose from our available solid pencil colors or featured color mixes.

The entire set will be made in the color option you select.

LEFT- OR RIGHT-HANDED ENGRAVING

Choose the engraving direction that works best for the person using the pencils.

Right-handed engraving is our standard orientation.

Need them made for a left-handed writer? Just select the left-handed option when ordering.

PRECISION LASER ENGRAVED

Each pencil is permanently laser engraved — not printed and not vinyl.

That means the wording won’t peel, rub off, or wash away.

GIFT READY

Your set includes 13 engraved pencils packaged in a gift box, ready for teacher appreciation, birthdays, back-to-school gifts, holidays, end-of-year gifts, or just because your favorite elementary teacher deserves something fun.

PERFECT FOR

Elementary teachers • Primary school teachers • Grade school teachers • Classroom teachers • Reading teachers • Teacher appreciation gifts • Coworker gifts • Back-to-school gifts • End-of-year teacher gifts

MADE TO ORDER

Every set is engraved in our Wisconsin workshop.

We typically ship quickly, with many orders leaving the next business day.

Pencil colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and normal manufacturing variation.