Funny Math Teacher Pencil Gift Set | 13 Engraved Math Pencils

Funny Math Teacher Pencil Gift Set

A little classroom humor for the teacher who knows there’s always more than one way to solve a problem — and at least three ways for a student to lose a pencil.

This gift set includes 13 laser-engraved #2 pencils, each featuring a different funny math-themed saying. It’s a practical, useful gift with enough personality for math teachers, tutors, professors, student teachers, and anyone who spends their day surrounded by equations, calculators, and questionable arithmetic.

WHAT’S INCLUDED

• 13 genuine #2 wooden pencils
• 13 different funny math sayings
• Permanent laser engraving
• Your choice of available pencil colors and color mixes
• Right-handed or left-handed engraving
• Packaged in a gift box
• Engraved and packed in our Wisconsin shop

THE 13 SAYINGS

I AM A RULER IN MY CLASS.
LEARNING IS EXPONENTIAL IN CLASS.
TEACHING MATH IS MY EQUATION FOR SUCCESS.
I ANGLE TOWARDS LEARNING.
THE BOARD IS ALWAYS FULL OF SOLUTIONS.
FRACTIONS ARE PART OF MY WHOLE DAY.
STUDENTS ADD JOY TO TEACHING.
HOMEWORK IS A CALCULATED RISK.
A TEST IS JUST ANOTHER FUNCTION.
CLASS IS A SUM OF ALL EFFORTS.
MY LESSON PLAN IS SQUARED AWAY.
KIDS MULTIPLY MY HAPPINESS.
EVERY PROBLEM HAS A TEACHING POINT.

MADE FOR MATH PEOPLE

Perfect for:

• Math teachers
• Algebra teachers
• Geometry teachers
• Calculus teachers
• Tutors
• Professors
• Student teachers
• Teacher appreciation gifts
• Back-to-school gifts
• End-of-year teacher gifts
• Coworker gifts for the math department

CHOOSE YOUR PENCIL COLOR

Pick one of our solid pencil colors or choose from the available color mixes.

Whether you want school colors, a favorite shade, something bright and cheerful, or a coordinated assortment, you can make the set fit the teacher receiving it.

RIGHT- OR LEFT-HANDED

Choose the engraving direction that works best for the person using the pencils.

Right-Handed (Standard) — engraving is positioned to read naturally when held in the right hand.

Left-Handed — engraving direction is reversed so the sayings read naturally when held in the left hand.

PRECISION LASER ENGRAVED

The sayings are permanently laser engraved into the pencil finish — not printed, stickered, or applied with vinyl — so the lettering won’t rub or peel away during normal use.

READY TO GIFT

Each 13-pencil set is packaged in a gift box, making it ready for teacher appreciation, birthdays, holidays, back-to-school, or simply because your favorite math teacher deserves something fun on their desk.

MADE TO MAKE YOU SMILE

Every set is engraved, inspected, and carefully packed by Simply Pencils in Wisconsin.

Because math may be serious business, but the pencils don’t have to be.