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Funny Pickleball Pencil Gift Set | 13 Engraved Pickleball Pencils

Funny Pickleball Pencil Gift Set | 13 Engraved Pickleball Pencils

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Funny Pickleball Pencil Gift Set

For the player who says “just one more game” and somehow means six.

This set includes 13 laser-engraved #2 pencils featuring funny pickleball sayings made for players who love the game, the competition, and the occasional kitchen violation joke.

It makes a fun gift for pickleball players, teammates, coaches, league friends, tournament partners, retirees, coworkers, and anyone who would rather be on the court.

WHAT’S INCLUDED

  • 13 engraved #2 wooden pencils
  • Permanent laser engraving
  • Choice of available pencil colors and color mixes
  • Right-handed or left-handed engraving
  • Gift box included
  • Engraved and packed in our Wisconsin shop


INCLUDED SAYINGS

  • I HAVE A DINKING PROBLEM
  • JUST ONE MORE GAME
  • THE KITCHEN IS CLOSED
  • I CAME. I SAW. I DINKED.
  • SORRY, I HAVE PICKLEBALL
  • MY HAPPY PLACE HAS A NET
  • PADDLE FIRST. QUESTIONS LATER.
  • THIRD SHOT. DEEP BREATH.
  • THIS IS MY COURT PENCIL
  • MEET ME AT THE KITCHEN LINE
  • I'M ONLY HERE FOR THE RALLIES
  • SERVE. DINK. REPEAT.
  • CURRENTLY THINKING ABOUT PICKLEBALL

MADE FOR PICKLEBALL PEOPLE

Whether they’re playing doubles every morning, heading to league night, signing up for another tournament, or explaining for the hundredth time why you’re not supposed to stand in the kitchen, this set was made for people who take their pickleball seriously — but not themselves.

PRECISION LASER ENGRAVED

The sayings are permanently laser engraved into the pencil finish — not printed, stickered, or applied with vinyl.

Because the engraving is created by the laser interacting with the pencil surface and wood underneath, slight natural variations may occur from pencil to pencil.

GREAT FOR

Pickleball players, teammates, coaches, tournament partners, league members, retirees, birthday gifts, holiday gifts, stocking stuffers, coworker gifts, and anyone who always has room for one more game.

PENCIL DETAILS

  • Standard-size hexagonal pencils
  • #2 graphite lead
  • Unsharpened
  • Eraser color may vary

MADE TO MAKE YOU SMILE

Every set is engraved, inspected, and carefully packed by Simply Pencils in Wisconsin.

Because life is better with a paddle in your hand — and apparently a funny pencil nearby.