Funny Science Teacher Pencil Gift Set
A little classroom humor for the teacher who knows that science is really just curiosity with better equipment.
This gift-ready set includes 13 laser-engraved #2 pencils, each featuring a different science-themed classroom saying made for teachers who live for experiments, lab days, questionable hypotheses, and that one student who definitely did not read the directions.
THE 13 SCIENCE SAYINGS
TRUST ME. I’M A SCIENCE TEACHER.
CONTROLLED CHAOS IS STILL SCIENCE
ASK ME ABOUT THE HYPOTHESIS
SAFETY GOGGLES FIRST
THIS CLASS HAS GREAT CHEMISTRY
VARIABLES HAPPEN
LAB COAT. GAME FACE.
I’VE GOT A REACTION TO THAT
SCIENCE: BECAUSE MAGIC NEEDS EVIDENCE
PLEASE DON’T DRINK THE EXPERIMENT
THE PERIODIC TABLE KNOWS
I TEACH, THEREFORE I EXPERIMENT
SCIENCE IS MY LAB LANGUAGE
CHOOSE YOUR PENCIL COLOR
Choose from our available solid pencil colors or featured color mixes.
The entire set will be made in the color option you select.
LEFT- OR RIGHT-HANDED ENGRAVING
Choose the engraving direction that works best for the person using the pencils.
Right-handed engraving is our standard orientation.
Need them made for a left-handed writer? Just select the left-handed option when ordering.
PRECISION LASER ENGRAVED
Each pencil is permanently laser engraved — not printed and not vinyl.
That means the wording won’t peel, rub off, or wash away.
GIFT READY
Your set includes 13 engraved pencils packaged in a gift box, ready for teacher appreciation, birthdays, back-to-school gifts, holidays, end-of-year gifts, or just because your favorite science teacher deserves something fun.
PERFECT FOR
Science teachers • Biology teachers • Chemistry teachers • Physics teachers • STEM teachers • Middle school teachers • High school teachers • Teacher appreciation gifts • Coworker gifts • Back-to-school gifts • End-of-year teacher gifts
MADE TO ORDER
Every set is engraved in our Wisconsin workshop.
We typically ship quickly, with many orders leaving the next business day.
Pencil colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and normal manufacturing variation.
