Sometimes two words say everything.
These engraved pencils feature the phrase:
TWO WORDS, ONE FINGER
Choose your pencil color, quantity, packaging, and engraving direction to create a set with exactly the right amount of attitude.
Each pencil is precision laser engraved, so the wording is cut directly into the pencil rather than printed or applied with vinyl. The engraving won’t peel, rub off, or fade away with normal use.
Perfect for coworkers, teachers, students, office friends, sarcastic note-takers, stocking stuffers, gag gifts, and anyone who appreciates a little profanity-adjacent humor without actually spelling it out.
PRODUCT DETAILS
- Phrase: TWO WORDS, ONE FINGER
- Same phrase engraved on every pencil
- Choose from 30+ pencil colors and color mixes
- Multiple quantity options available
- Clear bag or gift box packaging depending on your selection
- Right-handed or left-handed engraving available
- Precision laser engraved
- Standard #2 pencils
- Unsharpened
- Fast turnaround — often ships the next business day
LEFT- OR RIGHT-HANDED ENGRAVING
Choose the engraving direction that makes the wording face you naturally while writing.
- Right-Handed: text reads from the pencil point toward the eraser
- Left-Handed: text reads from the eraser toward the pencil point
If no special engraving direction is selected, pencils will be engraved for a right-handed writer.
PACKAGING
Choose the quantity and packaging option that works best for you. Smaller sets can be packaged in a clear bag, while gift-box options make them ready to give.
MADE BY SIMPLY PENCILS
Every pencil is engraved in our Wisconsin shop and made to bring a little more personality to something you use every day.
