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You Got This Bitch Pen | Funny Encouragement Gift

You Got This Bitch Pen | Funny Encouragement Gift

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A Little Motivation. A Whole Lot of Attitude.

Some days you need a pep talk. Other days, you need a pen that tells it like it is.

Our "YOU GOT THIS, BITCH" laser engraved ballpoint pen delivers a hilarious dose of confidence with every word you write.

Whether your best friend is facing a big challenge, your favorite coworker needs a little encouragement, or someone you love is starting a new chapter, this pen says exactly what they need to hear.

It's practical, funny, and just the right amount of inappropriate.

The Perfect Gift for Someone Who's Got This

  • Best Friends & Besties: A funny reminder that you believe in them.
  • Coworkers & Office Friends: A little motivation for those challenging workdays.
  • New Jobs & Promotions: Confidence for the next big adventure.
  • Students & Graduates: Encouragement with a healthy dose of attitude.
  • Birthdays & Just Because: A small, practical gift with a big personality.
  • Tough Days & Fresh Starts: Because everybody needs someone cheering them on.

Choose Your Favorite Color

Available in five metallic colors:

  • Black
  • Blue
  • Burgundy
  • Green
  • Red

Choose your favorite color or an assorted-color option when available.

Every pen features the same "YOU GOT THIS, BITCH" phrase, permanently laser engraved for a crisp, lasting finish.

Pen Specifications

  • Engraving: Permanent precision laser engraving
  • Ink: Black ballpoint
  • Length: Approximately 5 3/8 inches
  • Barrel: Metallic finish with polished silver-tone accents
  • Design: Refillable (replacement refills available separately)
  • Quantity: Multiple pack sizes available

Made by Real People in Wisconsin

Every pen is engraved and packaged with care by our veteran-owned small business near Green Bay, Wisconsin.

We're proud to create everyday gifts that make people smile, laugh, and feel appreciated.

Please Note: This listing features the exact phrase shown in the photographs. It is not a custom-text personalization product.

Because sometimes the best encouragement comes with a little attitude: YOU GOT THIS, BITCH.